Zen and the Wisdom of Life

[Andy]

(hab jetzt keine Lust das zu uebersetzen...)




1. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

2. Always remember you are unique -- just like everyone else.

3. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

4. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

5. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.

6. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

7. Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

8. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

9. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday...around age 11.

12. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

[sublime]

Sehr cool

[Transporter]

1. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
???

2. Always remember you are unique -- just like everyone else.
Denk dran, du bist einzigartig -- so wie jeder andere auch.

3. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Prüfe nie die Wassertiefe mit beiden Beinen.

4. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Wenn du denkst niemand intressiert es ob du lebst, vergiss mal eine Leasingrate zu bezahlen!

5. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
Bevor du jemanden kritisiert, lauf einen Kilometer in seinen Schuhen. Wenn Du ihn dann kritisierst bist du einen Kilometer weg und hast seine Schuhe.

6. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
????

7. Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Gib einen Mann einen Fisch und er hat für einen Tag zu essen. Lehre ihm wie man angelt und er sitz den ganzen Tag im Boot und trinkt bier.

8. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
Wenn Sie jemandem 20.- leihen und Sie diesen niemals mehr sehen war er
es vermutlich wert.

9. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Gutes Urteil kommt aus Erfahrung. Und die meiste Erfahrung aus schlechten Urteilen.

10. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Es gibt zwei arten bei Frauen zu argumentieren. Keine funktioniert.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday...around age 11.
Mit der Zeit sollte man die Leute darauf hinweisen aus seinen Geburtstag keine grosse Sache zu machen. Mit 11 ungefähr..

12. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Jederman scheint normal zu sein, bis man ihn kennt.

[76er GTI]

Wow, Danke Transporter

Gruss
Oli

[Transporter]

keine ursache.

Teilweise hats echt gute darunter find ich.

[Transporter]

:Danke: