out of the office

[Andy]

kennt Ihr die langweiligen 'I'm out of the office. In case...' replies auf mails?
Hier ein paar Vorschlaege, wie man das etwas interessanter gestalten kann:

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I think it's about time that we change our "out of office" to one of the
below!


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I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to
get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

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I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you

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You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at
all.

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I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me
until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will
be deleted in the order it was received.

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Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the
first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message

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The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable
to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending
again.'

(The beauty of this one is that when you return, you can see how many
in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

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Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system.
You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks.

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Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.

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I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.

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Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for
my response.

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Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave
me any messages.

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I've run away to join a different circus.

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AND, FINALLY, ABSOLUTELY THE BEST:
I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.'

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Beitrag bearbeitet (13.10.04 19:54)

[filth]

ne kenn ich nicht

[Rolf]

>Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.

LOL